Boneyard The Skwert - 5 Piece Water Bottle Douche Adapter Kit
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• Ready when you are – a cheeky, grab-and-go clean that keeps up with spontaneous moments
• Soft-touch 4" silicone nozzle for smooth, comfortable use
• Five-hole spray design for even, effective cleansing
• Includes small and large water-bottle adapters for travel-friendly convenience
• Shower-hose adapter lets you switch to your favourite bathroom setup
• Sanitary storage cap keeps everything discreet and protected between uses
• Solid ABS adapters designed for a secure, non-leaking fit
• Hypoallergenic, non-irritating materials suitable for sensitive skin
• Easy to use for solo prep or couples looking to stay confident and ready
• Compact enough to slip into a bag, toiletry kit, or even a pocket
• Compatible with all lubricants
• Simple, rinse-and-repeat care routine for long-lasting durability
Meet The Skwert 5 Pc Douche Kit Clamshell – the discreet little lifesaver that’s always ready to step in when the moment gets interesting. Designed for those times when you don’t have access to your usual routine, this clever kit delivers a clean, confident experience anytime you need it. Whether you're at home, travelling, or navigating an unexpected opportunity, The Skwert is your quietly reliable backup plan.
Its star feature is the 4-inch silicone nozzle crafted from soft-touch, body-safe silicone. Smooth, flexible and comfortable to use, it’s designed to make cleansing feel simple and stress-free. The five-hole spray tip ensures an even wash, so you can focus less on technique and more on getting on with your day (or night). Despite its compact size, this nozzle packs thoughtful functionality, letting you prepare quickly and comfortably wherever you are.
One of the standout benefits of The Skwert is its adaptability. The kit includes both a small and large water-bottle adapter, each made from sturdy ABS plastic to ensure a snug, no-leak fit. This means you’re no longer tied to a bathroom set-up – if you can find a bottle of water, you’re good to go. Grab, twist, squeeze, and voila: instant, accessible cleansing when you need it most. It’s ideal for travel, festivals, overnights, or any situation where convenience is key.
Prefer a more luxurious rinse at home? The included shower-hose adapter allows you to attach the silicone nozzle to most standard shower hoses, giving you the flexibility to switch between on-the-go convenience and your preferred bathroom routine. This versatility makes The Skwert a strong all-rounder, equally suited to beginners building confidence and experienced users who want streamlined, reliable prep.
When you’re done, hygiene stays top priority thanks to the sanitary storage cap. It covers the nozzle securely, keeping it clean, discreet, and protected between uses. Pop it into your toiletry bag, bedside drawer, or travel kit knowing it’s safely sealed and ready for next time.
Because it’s made from hypoallergenic, non-irritating, body-safe materials, The Skwert 5 Pc Douche Kit Clamshell is compatible with all lubricants and gentle enough for sensitive skin. Cleaning is straightforward: wash thoroughly with mild soap and warm water or your favourite toy cleaner, then allow it to fully air dry before storing it separately. With proper care, it’s built to handle repeated use and long sessions without wearing down.
Whether you’re prepping for solo exploration, getting ready for partnered play, or simply enjoy the comfort of feeling fresh and confident, this clever kit slips effortlessly into your lifestyle. Its compact size, practical accessories, and smart design make it a must-have tool for anyone who appreciates convenience without compromise.
For best results, pair your routine with a quality water-based lubricant, take your time, and keep the nozzle properly cleaned and dried after each use.
Ready to stay fresh wherever adventure finds you? The Skwert is always up for it – are you?