Size Matters Dice Game

Roll the big, purple dice and try for a 2—that’s your balls. And then you want 1's to grow your shaft. The longer it is, the more points you score. But be careful you could get cock-blocked by not rolling any 1's. Sometimes, stuff happens. Once you stop with the purple dice, you gotta roll the bulbous die. It could give you more points with a piercing, vasectomy or pills; or take away points with whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water. You know you want it. It’s a simple, but highly amusing, game! So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game’s about luck and risk.

• Great for girls' nights, bachelorette parties, or anytime you just wanna have fun!
• For 2 or more players
• ages 21+

Includes:

• 8 purple dice
• circumstance die
• dice cup
• dice tray
• score pad
• reference cards
• rules