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Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad - Novelty Notepad - 100 Pages

Features

Key Features

  • 100 pages of pre-printed cheeky content - always have the perfect response ready
  • Little Genie brand - trusted name in novelty adult humour gifts
  • Compact notepad format - ready for desk, gift bag or any flat surface
  • Perfect for gifting - brilliant for birthdays, Secret Santa or office farewells
  • Understated but unmistakable humour - makes its point without effort
  • Lightweight and easy to wrap - no special packaging required
  • No batteries or charging needed - the sentiment speaks for itself
  • Ideal for friends and colleagues who say it like it is

Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Pages: 100
  • Format: Notepad

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Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad - Novelty Notepad - 100 Pages
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Features

Key Features

  • 100 pages of pre-printed cheeky content - always have the perfect response ready
  • Little Genie brand - trusted name in novelty adult humour gifts
  • Compact notepad format - ready for desk, gift bag or any flat surface
  • Perfect for gifting - brilliant for birthdays, Secret Santa or office farewells
  • Understated but unmistakable humour - makes its point without effort
  • Lightweight and easy to wrap - no special packaging required
  • No batteries or charging needed - the sentiment speaks for itself
  • Ideal for friends and colleagues who say it like it is

Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Pages: 100
  • Format: Notepad

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many pages does the Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! notepad have?

Each pad has 100 pre-printed pages, so there's always a cheeky response ready to tear off and use.

Who makes this novelty notepad?

It's made by Little Genie, a well known name in novelty and adult humour gifts, known for their playful take on everyday items.

What occasions suit this notepad as a gift?

It works well as a birthday gift, Secret Santa surprise, white elephant present or an office farewell gift for a colleague who always says what they think.

Does the notepad need batteries or charging?

No, there's nothing to charge or power up. It's simply a pre-printed paper notepad, ready to use straight out of the packaging.

How should I store the notepad?

Store it flat so the pages stay crisp and easy to tear off cleanly, rather than curled or creased in a bag.

Does ClubX ship novelty gifts like this discreetly across Australia?

Yes, ClubX Australia sends every order, including novelty items like this notepad, in plain, unmarked packaging with no indication of contents.

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