He's got his sights on you... 

• REALISTIC - Sculpted and Hand Made To Look And Feel Just Like The Real Thing
  - PERFECT - Sized Perfectly As He's Not Too Big Not Too Small But Just Right
  - VERSATILE - The Suction Cup Base Will Stick To Almost Any Smooth Flat Non Porous Surface And Is Harness Compatible
  - PEACE OF MIND - Made of Body Safe PVC. Contains No Synthetic Fragrance, Phthalate, Paraffins or Latex. It Meets Or Exceeds International Product Safety Standards. It's Your Body Be Mindful Of What You Put In It.
  - SIZE - 15.2 cm (6 Inch) Length (11.4 cm (4.5 Inch) Insertable) x 3.5 cm (1.4 Inch) Width

Sure, he's an average size but he looks and feels so realistic. His army-strong suction cup allows you to be creative and stick it anywhere from the living room floor to the bathroom walls. Made of nonporous, phthalate-free PVC, this detailed realistic tool will take care of you. Welcome home Soldier!